Photography Blog from ON.ca.

Tool Time Noir

Tool Time Noir 1frm

 

Hammer walked into the bar. Slid onto a bar stool & ordered a Screwdriver. The Screwdriver didn’t take kindly to being ordered around, but was on the timid side of the bar. He meekly twirled on the bar stool and slinked away, filing behind a sawed off guy with a bad complexion.

 

Tool Time Noir 3frm

 

Hammer turned and looked at a guy with a mullet. His name was Malcolm, but they called him Mal for short.

“I’m looking for Velcro. I hear she’s been around recently.”

” Yeah, she left an hour ago. She was clinging to Big MacKenzie like he was Scotch Tape.”

That was wrench in his plans. Hammer’s face stayed smooth as steel, but he winced as nails danced on the chalkboard of his soul.

 

Tool Time Noir 2frm

“She told me to give you this note.”

Mal passed it to him. Reading it, his eyes scanned it like sandpaper, ” Kiss Me Deadly. 4:00 p.m. .”

‘Time for the Big Show’, he thought as he stuffed the note in his pocket. It won’t be easy, but at least he won’t fall asleep.

 

 

Advertisements

11 responses

  1. I thoroughly enjoyed this. Another great post, Joseph!

    January 5, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    • elmediat

      Thanks Lemony. That bar was a tough shoot. I thought I mitre not make it out of there, then I saw the exit sign and wasn’t so wound up. 😀

      January 7, 2013 at 12:01 am

      • Ha ha ha! You’re hilarious! 😀

        January 8, 2013 at 8:53 pm

      • elmediat

        Either that or I have a screw loose. I guess those are not mutually exclusive, are they ? 😀

        January 8, 2013 at 10:30 pm

  2. You have great imagination, Joseph! 😀

    January 7, 2013 at 4:14 am

    • elmediat

      Thanks Ashley. Imagination is funny it makes a rainy day sunny, it makes a diabetic think of a chocolate bunny, actually any kind of chocolate. 😀

      January 8, 2013 at 12:07 am

  3. Hahaha… topping that story would be a very tall order!
    I love photos of tools… the textures in those warn metals are always so rich…
    🙂

    January 7, 2013 at 10:51 am

    • elmediat

      Thanks. Wait till you read the Maltese Mallet. 😀

      January 8, 2013 at 12:10 am

  4. I read that with the intonation of Mr Bogart 🙂 Wonderful!

    January 9, 2013 at 10:06 am

    • elmediat

      Of all the blog posts on all the sites in all the world you dropped by and commented on mine. Thanks very much for your comments & time. definitely appreciated. 😀

      January 9, 2013 at 1:02 pm

  5. Pingback: Tool Time Colour Variations « Dark Pines Photo

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s