Last One In
This way quickly. The lifeguards are coming and they want us to get the flock off the beach.
Not very sociable are they ? Besides we are Canadian and they are supposed to stand on guard for thee.
Never mind, head to the water . We can float some possible solutions as we take stock of the current situation.
Well lets race. Last one in was a rotten egg !
Just cut the wise cracks and shut your flap.
Sorry. Didn’t mean to make you soar.
Pun narrative done in the style of John’s blog -The Daily Graff. Be sure to take a gander at his punny posts.